Cocker Spaniel Property Laws

Cocker Spaniel Property Laws

2.28.2013

If you had civics in high school, you may remember the underlying principles for “Property Law,” which is the area of law that defines the types and rights of ownership for both real and personal property. The word “real” meaning actual property such as a parcel of land and “personal” meaning just about any other type of object or possession that you might own such as a car, a book, a pencil …you get the picture.

But did you know that cocker spaniels have their own set of Property Laws that bear no resemblance to our laws, and they look like this:

  - If I like it, it’s mine.

  - If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.

  - If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

  - If I can take it from you, it’s mine

  - If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

  - If I saw it first, it’s mine.

  - If it’s edible, it’s mine.

  - If I chew something up, all the pieces are still mine.

  - If I break it, it’s yours.

  - If it’s mine, it will never be yours.

  - If I get tired of it, it’s yours.

  - If I want it back, it’s mine.

Chloe lives by these laws everyday.

Chloe lives by the cocker spaniel property laws.